According to Captain Joe King, "Mud Season in Vermont is a largely untapped opportunity for tourism."   Captain King's new business offers a variety of cruises aboard the HMS Tug.  "HMS," he reminds us, "means High Mud Season."

Cruises offer a variety of experiences from the thrill of white water in local roadside ditches to  those country roads so reminescent of Dutch canals.

Little known sidewalks and backyard bayous can be peacefully cruised.. Practically anything can be cruised!  "It's truely remarkable" remarked Sir Chasm, who flew in from England for the maiden voyage.

The cruises are expected to appeal to stressed out New Yorkers and are marketed as "a relaxing and subtle float through a squishy reality".   It isn't always mellow; a group of designers spent the whole afternoon arguing about the colors.  Was this taupe, mocha, toffee, tan, dun,  rich chocolate, or buckskin?  "Whatever," muttered Joe King, "It all looks brown to me!"

A favorite port of call is the parking lot of Kennedy Hers where the towering architecture can be seen reflected in latte colored water.

April Fool's Jokes aside, this little tugboat wants to show you all the loot that has collected in Kennedy Brothers that will be in the Trinkets and Treasures VUHS Benefit